Omg gogurt. I haven't heard about those in forever.
well my name is General Malachi von Kriege, I carry a gold-plated 1911 and a Bagwell Bowie, and my mode of transportation is a heavily customized mi-24 hind or a north korean infiltration submarine, also heavily customized. or an american sdv. or potentially an uparmored bmw m5 (black, gold trim) or porsche cayenne s (gold, black trim). in our ninja clan my job is praxeological sentry removal: I give them an axiom they cant refute.
whats yours gotlucky?
I'm Colonel Badass with a Cool Car, and I wield an Evil Weapon.
well played, Colonel. do you think we could find some mooks and a level boss anywhere around here?