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Willy Truth Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2013 3:20 PM

Have you ever read or heard something so ridiculous that it made you face palm so hard you (hopefully metaphorically) smashed your nose into your brain and sustained irreversible brain damage? 

This thread is to immortalize those comments, verbal or written, composed of enough earth-collapsing ignorance to single handedly rip a black hole in reality large enough to devour our universe through its vacuous, unadulterated stupidity. 

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Neodoxy replied on Tue, Mar 26 2013 4:25 PM

Stand back bitches, Neo's got this.

This was the greatest quote I've ever heard. I was speechless. It was the only think anyone's ever said to me that ended the discussion in its tracks.

"Freer markets mean higher taxes"

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"Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society." - What the IRS building says

"In the society that the Zeitgeist Movement will create, everyone will have their own Central Bank, so you can just print your wealth and nobody will be poor." - Zeitgeist Guy

Okay, so that last one was me paraphrasing, but it's true, that's what they believe. Even I know more about economics than those lummoxes.

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Blargg replied on Tue, Mar 26 2013 8:09 PM

"Things would have been much worse if the government hadn't intervened."

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HabbaBabba replied on Tue, Mar 26 2013 11:57 PM

That is IMPLIED value. Meaning that people will imply a higher or lower value based on emotions. That doesn't change what the ACTUAL value of the item is.

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fakename replied on Wed, Mar 27 2013 12:15 AM

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..."

Euthydemus:

"If you will answer my questions, said Dionysodorus, I will soon extract the same admissions from you, Ctesippus. You say that you have a dog.

Yes, a villain of a one, said Ctesippus.
And he has puppies?
Yes, and they are very like himself.
And the dog is the father of them?
Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the mother of the puppies come together.

And is he not yours?
To be sure he is.
Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo, he is your father, and the puppies are your brothers."

 

"Capitalism kills."

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Autolykos replied on Wed, Mar 27 2013 10:34 AM

fakename:
Euthydemus:

"If you will answer my questions, said Dionysodorus, I will soon extract the same admissions from you, Ctesippus. You say that you have a dog.

Yes, a villain of a one, said Ctesippus.
And he has puppies?
Yes, and they are very like himself.
And the dog is the father of them?
Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the mother of the puppies come together.

And is he not yours?
To be sure he is.
Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo, he is your father, and the puppies are your brothers."

The sophistry, it burns...

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Neodoxy replied on Wed, Mar 27 2013 11:34 AM

... Please tell me that there was some pun in the original Greek text, because that seems so unintelligent as to be the sort of wordplay used by five year olds that just isn't that clever...

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Rabid Obama supporter girl: "So you're a libertarian? That's just such a cop out from real issues."

Highschool girl after I was arguing against conscription: "You're such a communist"

Random hippie: "I don't eat beef because cows could’ve evolved to the point where they have a conscience if humans hadn't been eating them this whole time"

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Random hippie ahead by a mile.

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Jargon replied on Wed, Mar 27 2013 12:24 PM

Willy Truth:

Rabid Obama supporter girl: "So you're a libertarian? That's just such a cop out from real issues."

Anyone wanna guess what she means?

 

"2008 Housing Crisis was caused by the Free Market" or, anytime anything goes wrong "Free Market Fixed it Again!"

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In surveys people consider the Star Trek Federation to be a model of perfect human society. Oddly enough. It's also an example of pure communism.

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Blargg replied on Wed, Mar 27 2013 9:40 PM

I thought that most scarcity was non-existent in the Star Trek universe. Property (capital) is only needed when there's conflict over it.

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Also from Star Trek - the needs of the many outweight the needs of the one.

In the next movie they also said the reverse, though.

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They’re called fascists, just like Michael Savage. No, fuck you. Way to go conflating a voluntarily chosen ideological position with a forced condition of economic servitude.  Please teach us how to be bourgeois insurrectionists! I steal internet from a hacked DSL gateway. I haven’t said a single thing I am ashamed of.

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"I'm the type of person who thinks everything can be fixed by zoning" I'd like to hear the fantastical justification for that one.

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"Taxation advances civilization"

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What don't you understand about the principle of a free market with BASIC REGULATIONS. Not unreasonable regulations like these, but BASIC REGULATIONS?

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It's like, we think we're so civilized and smart, but really, we're like the most regressive and primitive species there is, man.

Taken from the FB page "Psychadelic Adventure"...

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Blargg replied on Mon, Apr 1 2013 10:30 AM

Yeah, we need to do it like the animals do, and have death matches to see who gets to keep living at all. Pay with your life!

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Bad assumptions, bad reasoning, bad grammar...it's got it all.

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paraphrase: We can't have too much money in the economy now, because I've never met anyone with too much money.

 

 

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Re: Boston Marathon bombing

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Good friend of mine, RE: Boston Bombing

"I bet theres some north koreans living in the US soaking up all of its benefits and their the ones behind this today"

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vive la insurrection:

Q: What is an English Literature Major going to grad school's biggest fear?

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I make funny

 

Or being promoted to store manager at Starbucks. **takes a bow**

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A fail comment on one of my videos:

Lets say there has never been a law stating that killing other people is wrong and should be punished. Then how would you know that is wrong and it is the believe of majority of other people?  It is only wrong because some point in the past some law maker made that law. 

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Graham Wright:

A fail comment on one of my videos:

Lets say there has never been a law stating that killing other people is wrong and should be punished. Then how would you know that is wrong and it is the believe of majority of other people?  It is only wrong because some point in the past some law maker made that law. 

 

You're the narrator? I've enjoyed a few of those videos, but I didn't know that the creator was on here.

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Yes I am the narrator.  Glad you enjoyed them.

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