@Prime
As long as you've learned your lesson and you promise really super hard not to do it again and then pinky promise to stop acting like an ass.
Malachi,
Trust me, I know everything there is to know about manhood.
Bunch of homos. I've had my ass grabbed by tons of chicks. You know why? Because I am a sexual object. That's why I get haircuts, and work out, and buy nice clothes. But no! Not women, who spend 15X as much effort, time and money on their appearance as me! They're to be respected and revered at all times. Pussy on a pedestal...
Malachi:just what exactly are you talking about? you sound like you hit puberty six months ago.
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Seriously?...
Malachi:you need to learn to talk like a man.
It was a joke dude. I really thought you of all people would appreciate it. Or at least get it.
Jeez. Get your head out of your vagina.
(See what I did there? It's called humor, of the ironic variety.)
yah, fourteen year olds are really fond of jokes.
Oh, and you're not. Okay.
Jargon,
"5 star thread"
Straight up. I haven't seen a thread with this much personality in a LOOONG time.
you're welcome
yah I like jokes but I havent been 14 for a loooooong time so my sense of humor is that of a cranky old man. and you have obviously never been laid, so its like dennis the menace and mr. wilson. and I never could stand dennis the menace, even when I was younger. so just shut up now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijy8fpdI5c
Malachi:yah I like jokes but I havent been 14 for a loooooong time so my sense of humor is that of a cranky old man. and you have obviously never been laid, so its like dennis the menace and mr. wilson. and I never could stand dennis the menace, even when I was younger. so just shut up now.
okee dokeee dude. whatever you say. I don't have anything to prove. Certainly not to some washed up ex military 40something who spends his time watching cartoons on comedy central and pulling age rank with anonymous people on an internet forum who just happen to offend his "pussy on a pedestal" sensabilities (as HabbaBabba so eloquently put it.)
If you honestly think calling me 14 and alleging i've never had sex is going to bother me, have at it. Whatever it takes to give you a little self-esteem/self-satisfaction. I'm happy to oblige. I'm sure you have a lot less opportunities for fun and entertainment than I do, so i'm fine with providing that kind of charity to my elders.
JESSE! love it. Those were great.
at least some people have a sense of humor around here.
I missed the part where being vulgar instantly made you funny. Learn some culture.
Primetime: okee dokeee dude. whatever you say. I don't have anything to prove. Certainly not to some washed up ex military 40something who spends his time watching cartoons on comedy central and pulling age rank with anonymous people on an internet forum who just happen to offend his "pussy on a pedestal" sensabilities (as HabbaBabba so eloquently put it.) If you honestly think calling me 14 and alleging i've never had sex is going to bother me, have at it. Whatever it takes to give you a little self-esteem/self-satisfaction. I'm happy to oblige. I'm sure you have a lot less opportunities for fun and entertainment than I do, so i'm fine with providing that kind of charity to my elders.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
The Anarch is to the Anarchist what the Monarch is to the Monarchist. -Ernst Jünger
Jargon:Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
*shrug*
Not sure how saying "sure, call me whatever you want" is protesting, but no big deal. I can understand why you'd want to back Sgt. "I may not have much of a life, but I'm more mature than you". You may be buddies or at least friendly, and I'm still basically seen as a new guy around here. And being a bit more vulgar and shaking things up a bit doesn't always endear you to people, particularly when you're new to the group and the group in question is of the more uppity intellectual variety.
sall good.
I'm as hiflautin and snobbish as they come, let me tell you. My bookshelves are filled with thick, hardbacked volumes that are very difficult to read, let me assure you. My den has several animal heads mounted on the wall, some are creatures I cant even identify! my majordomo supervises a household of nearly 14 servants and employees (I drive myself, so the number is 10, but I am certain that I am important enough to have a driver and mechanic). I am so old and rich that, although my eyesight is perfect, I have a special pair of eyeglasses for reading. you can call me sgt I-dont-have-a-life-but-I-will-take-yours-with-my-bare-hands.
Habbababba: "Bunch of homos"
Malachi: "sgt I-dont-have-a-life-but-I-will-take-yours-with-my-bare-hands."
Sounds erotic ; )
@Primetime
I think what he's trying to say is that you're trying too hard. I think your reply to him reaffirms this thesis.
Malachi:I'm as hiflautin and snobbish as they come, let me tell you. My bookshelves are filled with thick, hardbacked volumes that are very difficult to read, let me assure you. My den has several animal heads mounted on the wall, some are creatures I cant even identify! my majordomo supervises a household of nearly 14 servants and employees (I drive myself, so the number is 10, but I am certain that I am important enough to have a driver and mechanic). I am so old and rich that, although my eyesight is perfect, I have a special pair of eyeglasses for reading. you can call me sgt I-dont-have-a-life-but-I-will-take-yours-with-my-bare-hands.
Now that's what you call protest.
Hit a nerve did I, old timer?
Look bro, i'm not really interested in fighting. You came in here and attacked me. I'm not really sure what your reasoning was, or why you felt the need to attack me personally, but i'm cool to let bygones be bygones. Your call.
Punk gets his ass handed to him online and now wants to let bygones be bygones.
^
WHY IS THERE NO "Suggest as Answer" OPTION IN THIS THREAD?????
Despite his many strengths, JJ does not have premonitions.
gotlucky:Punk gets his ass handed to him online and now wants to let bygones be bygones.
Hehehe. I guess I hit more than one nerve.
I don't really expect you to fully get it, Neodoxy. You seem a bit more self-assured and not as prone to butthurt as fanboy and old war horse.
But I think I'm right in my respective assessments of those two, which is why they responded the way they did. Facepalm all you want, but I'm not the one who started the personal attacks. So yes, even though I didn't start this I'm willing to let it go. Their call.
*clears throat*
*turns page of gigantic leatherbound edition of Rothbard on Rothbardianism: the Quintessential Rothbard*
*clears throat again*
lmao that was great
Wtf are you guys on about? This is embarassing. Almost as bad as youtube comments.
Anyway... is there a tl;dr about the New Zealand thing?
Amanda BillyRock in New Zealand! Interview conducted by Jeffrey Tucker
She has a rather cheery demeanor. I wonder how long before the novelty of the situation wears off.
It's honestly hard to be sympathetic to a beautiful girl feeling lonely.