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Arvin replied on Thu, May 20 2010 5:50 AM

"Economics According to Marx, a graphic novel by Grayson Lilburne"

This would be epic though.

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James replied on Thu, May 20 2010 7:29 AM

The case for tolerance and respect for the beliefs of others - by Richard Dawkins

"The more laws, the less justice"- Cicero
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Praetyre:

God is Great, by Juan

Genius.

The atoms tell the atoms so, for I never was or will but atoms forevermore be.

Yours sincerely,

Physiocrat

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The ones about Hoppe make me laugh the most. Ah Germans! j4ck had awesome ones http://mises.org/Community/forums/p/16902/333777.aspx#333777 .

What's wrong with just a printng press? In defense of Patents, IP, The Postal Monopoly, and disconnecting the Internet by Jeff Tucker

Following W. - How my mentor and guide set the foundations for my presidency and the country's future, by Barack Obama

Sane Money - The case for the Gold Standard by Jim Cramer

Re-thinking Luther and Catholicism - Why Faith displaces Reason from Religion and Economics, by Thomas Woods with a foreward by Murray Rothbard and afterward by Lew Rockwell.

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yessir replied on Sun, May 23 2010 7:12 PM

 

Balancing efficiency and equity: Why public roads work - Walter Block

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Bump because this thread is too funny to die.

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Praxeological precepts that confirm anarchy over minarcy - Rettoper

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I Was Actually in Charge the Whole Time by Karl Rove.

The Way We Tax People Even When No One Pays Their Taxes by Ben Bernanke.

Someone Had to Write This Book for Me by Sarah Palin

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Marked replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 7:02 AM

How I beat Edison and created the first world-wide cell phone network - By Nikola Tesla

Why truly free markets help the common man far more than communism ever will - By Karl Marx

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Lewis S. replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 7:20 AM

The Great Race-Bait: How Playing the Race Card Has Undermined Civil Discourse in American Society - Edited by Chris Matthews, with chapters written by Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, and Ed Schultz

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Why Monarchy Is the Worst Thing that Ever Happened to the World by Hans-Adam II von und zu Liechtenstein

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When Enough is Enough - the 10 Myths of Global Warming & Why I Broke up with Al by Tipper Gore

America - My Home, My Birthplace by Barrack Obama

Government Waste from A-Z by Nancy Pelosi, forward by Robert Byrd

White Men CAN Jump by David Duke & Jesse Helms

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Why Woodrow Wilson Was Evil Because He Destroyed Old Europe and the Habsburg Empire by Glenn Beck

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The Art of Self-Defense by Michael Moore

When We Were Free: The Glory of the Progressive Era by Glenn Beck

It's Lonely in the Corner: A Story of Neglect by Barack Obama

I Was Wrong About __________ by Ann Coulter

How Liberty Destroyed the World by Anyone

I Shot Kennedy Because I'm an Evil Werewolf Zombie Pervert and I Wanted Marilyn Monroe by Bob Barker

 

And Some Non-Political Books:

The Biography of Jeff Goldblum by Anyone

The Genius Comedy of George Lopez by Any Non-Latino

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Azure replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 12:55 PM

A rather personal one:

English is Beautiful, by the entire linguistic community.

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Democracy Has Sent Our Civilization Down the Path of Decline and Destruction by George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama

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Anarchy and Capitalism is Synonymous by Noam Chomsky

Freedom has always been the only route to progress.

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Doubtus replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 1:19 PM

How to look Beautiful - Janet Reno

Shoot: A Tribute to Guns - Nancy Pelosi

Acquiring the Body of A Greek God - Michael Moore

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A false hope: Barack Obama

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How capitalism made me millions - Michael Moore

The working mans a sucka - Karl Marx

A libertarian case for open borders and homosexuality - Hanns Hoppe

Defending argumentation ethics - Liberty Student, with an introduction by Liburne

Mises: A combination of clarity and understandibilty - The Late Andrew Ryan

How big business saved America - Roderick Long

Might does not make right - Co authored by Liberte and Bloom

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Why Hoppe and Rockwell Are Right on the Money about Monarchy, Democracy, and the Habsburg Empire by Tom Palmer

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bloomj31 replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 2:53 PM

"Getting What You Want - A Tribute to OJ Simpson: Bloomj31"

Not sure I get this one but....

"Might does not make right - Co authored by Liberte and Bloom"

This one's kinda funny.

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Any books by Charles Barkely that gets published by Mises.

Shoot First, Think Later - The Painful Lessons of Waco & How We _____ Up by Janet Reno 

Why 9/11 Was the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread by George W Bush, Intro by Dick Cheney

AK-47s: The Guide to Protecting Your Loved Ones During SHTF by Barrack Obama, Forward by Michael Moore

Global Warming: How to Heat Your 20,000 SF Mansion and Keep a Straight Face by Al Gore

WWII - Why We had no Business by FDR

America and Weimer Germany - Ominous Parallels by Ben Bernanke

DUI and How God Turned My Life Around by Paris Hilton

The Ultimate Guide to Bird Watching by Murray Rothbard

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Just Quit by Sthomper

How I Became a Unilateral, Top-Down, Underhand, Sidewinder, Anti-Statist Anarcho-Capitalist by Leviathan

How I Learned to Not Stutter in an Unscripted Interview by Barack H. Obama

The Art of the Suit Pant by Hillary Clinton

How to Maintain the Elite Gene Pool by Marrying an Goldman Sachsman by Chelsea Clinton

My Attempt at Serious Monologue without the Cheap Use of Reading Glasses by Glenn Beck

No More Nuclear Option by John McCain, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi

How to Get a Cheap Home Loan and Stay Senator by Chris Dodd

Narcissism by Barbara Boxer 

To paraphrase Marc Faber: We're all doomed, but that doesn't mean that we can't make money in the process.
Rabbi Lapin: "Let's make bricks!"
Stephan Kinsella: "Say you and I both want to make a German chocolate cake."

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Vitor replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 4:58 PM

Ad hominem and other latin expressions that will make you seem smarter - Mises' Forum Members

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Marked replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 6:40 PM

Democracy, the God that failed. - Woodrow Wilson

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Mike replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 9:44 PM

hey andrew: please explain

 

I enjoy cake: Ron Paul

 

I don't get it

Be responsible, ease suffering; spay or neuter your pets.

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Mike replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 9:48 PM

this thread is freaking hillarious... and who said you guys didn't ahve a sense of humor

Be responsible, ease suffering; spay or neuter your pets.

We must get them to understand that government solutions are the problem!

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ama gi replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 9:49 PM

The Art Of Logical Political Discourse by Rush Limbaugh

Jesus Was A Jew by Mel Gibson

No More War by Rupert Murdock

Zero Dollars: How You Can Be Debt-Free in One Year by Barack Obama

"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable."

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yessir replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:09 PM

 

The past is not the future - A critique of Econometrics  by Bernanke

Why you need to start saving now! - A guide to safe retirement by Keynes

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Elric replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:11 PM

I Like Fruits and Vegetables by James Brady

 

Understanding Rivalry and Scarcity by Silas Barta and Karem Tibuk

 

Why Wealth Redistribution is Wrong by Barry Soetoro

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yessir replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:12 PM

The Wisdom of Crowds - Ayn Rand et all 

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Gero replied on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:47 PM

A New Fed for a New Century by Historian Thomas E. Woods, Jr., with a foreword by Republican Congressman Ron Paul

Economics in One Volume by Economist Henry Hazlitt

The Scenic Road to Serfdom: Socialist Routes for the Whole Family by Economist Friedrich Hayek

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Flying Helicopters Filled with Money by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke

I Regret Nothing by Karl Marx

The Politically Incorrect Guide to the News Media: How Libertarians Control the News and Endanger the Future of our Country by Lew Rockwell

Yes I Did: How I Changed the World While You Were on Hope by President Barack Obama

The Future of Dollar Supremacy by Economist Peter Schiff

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Guide to Renouncing Your Citizenship and Moving to Canada by Ann Coulter

Half Century of Disaster - How Terrible Leaders are Made by Fidel Castro

92 Years Too Long - Robert Byrd and his Decades of Pork, Incompetence, and Greed by Barrack Obama

Why He Can't Stay Awake During the Day: John and his Battle With CFS by Elizabeth Edwards

How to Build a Bigger Desk - A Step by Step Guide by Bill Clinton

Hanging by a Tire: How the Ellian Gonzales Ruckus Ruined My Career by Janet Reno

How to Stay Calm When Others Do Not by Chef Gordon Ramsay

MAD AS HELL: My Career as Hannity's Punching Bag & Why I Left by Alan Colmes
 

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MacFall replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 12:18 AM

Causality in Economics by Paul Krugman

Pro Christo et Libertate integre!

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Dr. Paul or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bailouts

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hugolp replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 3:02 AM

This two kind of happened:

On free markets and capitalism: Barack Obama

How I saved The Economy and Made the World Safe for Freedom: Barack Obama

 

Obama Says He’s ‘Fierce’ Free-Market Advocate, Rejects Critics

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aDLk0lPYaSa0

 

 

How To Read A Teleprompter To Enhance Speech Skills by Barack Obama

The 5 Step Guide: How To Dodge A Shoe by George Bush

hahahahaha 

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How Mankind Always Marches Forward towards Ever Higher Levels of Progress by Hans-Hermann Hoppe

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Humble & Change: How To Make Empty Promises And Get Elected by George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama 

The older I get, the less I know.
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Why Linda McMahon Will Bring Real, Substantial Change to Washington by Peter D. Schiff

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