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Re: Presidential Debate questions

SkepticalMetal — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 04:36:16 GMT

Did I just hear a referance to some Adam Sandler movie?

Re: Presidential Debate questions

grant.w.underwood — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 04:34:21 GMT

whats your favorite color and why? Please respond for a long enough period of time for this debate to be over.

(honestly, does it even matter what you ask these clowns? they will just respond to any question with standard regurgitated political crap)

"Mr. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples."

Billy madison: Uh... Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.... Knibb High football rules!"

[crowd cheers]

interviewer: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

SkepticalMetal — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 04:25:38 GMT

Okay, I'll just let that bullshit fly for now, but why is pot still illegal WHEN WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU SMOKING IT!!!

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Kelvin Silva — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 04:04:31 GMT

^^^

Obama: I have never killed a person. Now let me be clear, if youre reffering the war inm iraq and afghanistan, that was bush's fault. I will post my criminal record, and background check online for anyone to see! I trust americans. We need to have more freedoms hurr durr.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

SkepticalMetal — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 03:57:31 GMT

Mr. Obama, why is it that you have killed thousands with your disgusting foreign policy and you're awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Or is it just because that this ignorance about how you're such an inspiration to us all is an illusion that hasn't worn off yet?

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Wheylous — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:31:18 GMT

That hits hard, man.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Aristophanes — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:14:50 GMT

ME: "Mr. Romney, If you could rename planet Earth, what would you name it?"

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Bert — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 19:17:30 GMT

In a smoker's jacket swirling a glass of brandy.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Wheylous — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 19:05:30 GMT

I'd do fireside chats:

"My dear ladies and gentlemen. As we enjoy this fine wine by the cozy fire, let us take a moment to consider the different issues now presenting themselves before us. But first, for some light Big Band in the background."

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Bert — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:54:34 GMT

Only if you could look like your avatar while at the podium, it may add some zest to the suit and tie drones who are reading off a teleprompter.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Wheylous — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:48:11 GMT

"My fellow Americans"

Re: Presidential Debate questions

gotlucky — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:29:23 GMT

I nominate Wheylous to be our Manchurian Candidate. We can call him The Misean Candidate.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Wheylous — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:26:57 GMT

"Let me be clear" :D

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Stephen Adkins — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:17:49 GMT

@Wheylous- You even have Obama's folksy, vomit-inducing idioms down pat.

Re: Presidential Debate questions

Wheylous — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 17:03:32 GMT

Exactly. I would make for a good politician :)