As the world comes to an end tonight, please join me in remembering the wonderful times we've spent together, ever since God created this earth 6,000 years ago. It's sad to see it go so young...
It's been nice knowing you too Wheylous.
On the bright side it looks like Gangnam Style is going to break the 1,000,000,000 view barrier before the fires of the apocalypse take us all.
Do your part!
We shall meet on the other side.
Come Enki, your foul work is now done.
I still don't know what Gangnam Style is, thus I'll be spared in Armageddon.
Bert:I'll be spared in Armageddon.
Are you sure?
If I had a cake and ate it, it can be concluded that I do not have it anymore. HHH
You think you can trick me? Didn't work (obvious post, and to double check I searched the link). I'll still be spared.
Al_Gore the Idiot:
Bert:You think you can trick me? Didn't work (obvious post, and to double check I searched the link). I'll still be spared.
This calls for drastic measures! If I'm going, I'm taking someone with me. First, I have to figure out if I'm going. Decisions, decisions...
Must be a slow news day...
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People are epic.
Am I the only one who thinks the Mayan calendar was invented to allow for an epic ploy to get laid?...
"When the King is far the people are happy." Chinese proverb
For Alexander Zinoviev and the free market there is a shared delight:
"Where there are problems there is life."
Neodoxy: On the bright side it looks like Gangnam Style is going to break the 1,000,000,000 view barrier before the fires of the apocalypse take us all. Do your part!
o_O what the eff, how is that even possible. I remember when one million views was big, gah.
abskebabs: Am I the only one who thinks the Mayan calendar was invented to allow for an epic ploy to get laid?...
Apparently I should have gone out tonight.
Every calendar I have ever had ended on December 31st...yet nothing happened out of the ordinary.
The end of baktuns are supposed to signify big changes. Maybe this one will be everyone taking the red pill and giving up on government.
This is the lamest apocalypse that I've ever seen...
How many have you seen?
This is my third.
Were any of the others at a hellmouth?
Well you know, if this thing actually happens, I would like you all to join me in rocking out to the song "Surfin' USA" by The Beach Boys. Perfect for the setting.
I just came across this on FB:
"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow."
Heh, I just copied that one :P
Coming to you tonight from the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, it's the one and only...SkepticalMetal!
lol, I looked up one of the 2012 doomsayers, named Patrick Geryl, featured in the Penn & Teller show who said that a massive solar flare would bring about the apocalypse on December 21st, 2012. He's deleted all his YouTube videos. FAIL!
Sad part is, people like him probably made a lot of money off people's fears all this time.