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Economics haiku

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Stephen Adkins Posted: Wed, Feb 2 2011 12:23 PM

I took a macro class last semester, and this was an extra credit assignment. Some background - I had spent the entire semester trying to not be "that guy", and derail the class by picking fights with my Keynesian professor (I did pretty well, I'd say). But I couldn't resist the opportunity to submit some private jabs. Oh and in case it wasn't obvious, his explanation for the meltdown was an increase in savings from emerging economies in Asia.



Scarcity is the

primary problem with which

economics deals.

 

In a world without

scarcity, economics

would be meaningless.

 

Labor, capital,

and land: these three make up the

production factors.

 

Robinson Crusoe

helps us understand basic

principles. Agree?

  

We engage in trade,

Comparative advantage!

Wealth is created.

 

Diamond, not water?

It seems like a paradox.

Nope – at the margin.

 

Marg’nal util’ty

explains rational action…

A revolution!

 

Invisible Hand,

move us, through self-interest,

to efficient outcomes.

 

Minimum wages

and other price fixing schemes

hamper the market.

 

Sans property rights

incentives will be lacking:

dead economy.

 

A broken window

cannot confer a net gain

on society.

 

Certain theories

imply a cause/effect link

of boom with bust; hmmm.

 

Interest is theft?

Bah! You forget time pref’rence

implied by action.

 

 

Ceteris pari-

bus, the powerful concept,

holds all else constant.

 

Prices not formed by

costs of production; rather

subjective values.

 

Giant money pool,

whether Asians spend or save,

must first be printed. J

 

Market int’rest rate,

a signal to coord’nate

action over time.

 

Candlemakers would

like protection from the sun,

Bastiat lampoons.

 

The margin between

price and contribution of

factors is int’rest.

 

The supply curve is

upward sloping; if it were

otherwise…absurd.

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That's really funny. yes

"They all look upon progressing material improvement as upon a self-acting process." - Ludwig von Mises
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Thanks!

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