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Charlie Sheen for President

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grant.w.underwood Posted: Mon, Oct 15 2012 8:43 PM

I seriously think this is a great idea.  I'm going to make a video this weekend in hopes of pushing the campaign sometime next week.

though i think we can go viral as late as nov 1st and still get a lot of momentum.

I need a marketing angle.

What type of person will vote for charlie sheen? 

Im going to be emailing howard stern because a sound bite from him would be huge.

im goign to be tweeting the real charlie sheen and begging for him to send me a video or sound bite of him saying, 'my name is charlie sheen and i approve this message.'

im also going to need a theme for the campaign video.  Number 1 it needs to be funny (just thought i should also try and get funnyordie to do a skit)

I would appreciate if anyone is interested in helping the cause to submit anything on this page.

or

i started an email: [email protected]

im also on twitter now: @sheen4POTUS

 

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Epic.

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Of course we already have one vote:  "The troops want charlie sheen"

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Malachi replied on Mon, Oct 15 2012 9:43 PM
I think the kony thing is stupid. We dont need to slur the name of the great Charlie Sheen with a murderous dictator
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hmm maybe.  it could be used as a play to bring him out of hiding. 

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You know, the guy behind all of the Kony 2012 crap was found prancing around in his underwear in public while masterbating, looking drugged.

Karma sucks when you scam people.

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Malachi replied on Mon, Oct 15 2012 9:55 PM
If you drop kony I have a campaign poster I will email to you
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TronCat replied on Mon, Oct 15 2012 9:59 PM

I despise Charlie Sheen. The 'winning' schtick could have remained legitimate, but he started beating the horse himself, by making his own parody video of it ... really Charlie? LAME!  

 

 

 

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alright.  its dropped.

new twitter: Sheen4POTUS

email: [email protected]

 

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TronCat replied on Mon, Oct 15 2012 10:12 PM

Dude, this is lame. Sheen is irrelevant now. This reminds me of how MTV made an animated Napoleon Dynamite TV series like 7 years after the release of the movie - The jokes are old now, bud. 

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gotlucky replied on Mon, Oct 15 2012 10:15 PM

We get it. You don't like Charlie Sheen. However, the rest of us super awesome arachno-capitalists are going to support Carlos Estevez for POTUS.

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thats part of the charm.  its as relevant as voting for a republican or democrat...

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gotlucky replied on Mon, Oct 15 2012 10:48 PM

So, this thread made me decide to go watch Charlie Sheen's new show Anger Management. Well, it's exactly what you would expect, but I got a kick out of this line from Charlie:

No, no, no, no. Anyone who would do that has got a real problem. There's no justification for hurting someone just because they disagree with you. Anyone who would do that has, has impulse control issues and needs to get into therapy immediately.

I won't be here tomorrow.

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What about Rusty Shackleford for president?

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Groucho replied on Tue, Oct 16 2012 5:25 AM

There's no veep though. I think Aquaman will get some swing votes. Wanna put him back on the ticket Malachi?

Sheen/Aquaman 2012!

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Malachi replied on Tue, Oct 16 2012 4:32 PM
I feel as though Mr. Sheen should have some input into the choice of running mate.

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Groucho replied on Tue, Oct 16 2012 7:57 PM

Malachi:
I feel as though Mr. Sheen should have some input into the choice of running mate.

If Mr. Sheen wishes to take part in the subversion of the Constitution and the 12th Amendment by dictating the VP, that's gonna cost him some votes around here.

But I'm nothing if not flexible. If Charlie Sheen posts his choice of running mate to this thread within the next 24 hours, I will accept it and revise Sheen/Aquaman 2012 accordingly.

For now: Sheen/"?" 2012!

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Malachi replied on Tue, Oct 16 2012 8:01 PM
I am lost for want of rebuttal. Twenty-four hours it is.
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Groucho replied on Wed, Oct 17 2012 8:42 PM

The clock has chimed.

SHEEN / AQUAMAN 2012!

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I dont know about this.  I keep getting banned from twitter and i dont know why!

I am a high priest, Vatican assassin warlock. Boom. Print that, people #warlock

 

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Malachi replied on Wed, Oct 17 2012 9:31 PM
Post that pic I sent you. Please.
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Malachi replied on Wed, Oct 17 2012 9:39 PM
Well I cant see it. So this campaign is a bust so far, at least for me. At this rate I dont even know if "The Sheen" is going to win or not.
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Groucho replied on Wed, Oct 17 2012 11:22 PM

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